* I saw a really funky Syn­agogue and it just happened to be Rosh Hashana. Happy new year, Mum.

* I met a Scouser sculptor type in the hostel. Turned out to be a pagan, so I told him about my equi­nox exploits, in exchange for which, he told me about the time he offi­ci­ated at a hand­fast­ing IN STONEHENGE at which Sting was a guest (!!!!!!). *blink*

* I didn’t make it to Rad­nost. Next time.

* I didn’t manage to find the glass espresso machine Dad was look­ing for.

* The com­mun­ist museum is upstairs from a casino and next door to a McDonalds.

* Absinth gives you great dreams but I’m yet to actu­ally write poetry while under the influence.