Many times while I was over­seas, I wanted a pic­ture of some­thing quint­es­sen­tially Aus­tralian to show the people I met that wasn’t kangaroos or the Har­bour Bridge. Yes­ter­day after­noon, I found that pic­ture, but didn’t have a camera.

There we were, 50 or so people loun­ging around in the Goul­burn River, muddy brown water, bikinis and skinny dip­pers, board shorts, sit­ting on the half-sub­merged log, pad­dling in the shal­lows under the shade of the gum trees hanging over from the banks. On one bank, a van was pump­ing excel­lent trance across the river, so good I just had to shake my booty in the middle of the water. Sun shin­ing, 34 degrees in the shade…

The day only got better from there.

Hanging out in the purple palace with the cush­ions and the tofu satay, the music on the stages pretty good, the day set­tling into a beau­ti­fully warm even­ing. Then at 2, Fractal Glider at the Hydra stage ser­i­ously get­ting down, then off to Robert Leiner at the main stage and the com­pet­i­tion was on. Infec­ted Mush­room at 4.30 shif­ted the intens­ity about seven levels in one hit, utterly unbe­liev­ably good. The rain that star­ted lightly at 5.30 and ended in bril­liant light­ning shows only added to the show, cool­ing us down. Every build-up of music took us higher, every blast over the edge a deep right­ness as we all danced harder at the new pace. Hal­lu­cino­gen at 6 were almost a let-down after that, excel­lent oceanic grooves wash­ing over us but then the Infec­ted guys came back on stage and together they jammed us back into frenzy. Exhausted, I headed to bed, but dragged myself back out three hours later to meet with hermia8 and thun­der­chylde and catch Tsuy­oshi Suzuki at Hydra, having heard good things about him. Was blown away. Want the set list. Didn’t think anyone could get me dan­cing again at midday, but he did, harder than Infec­ted, if that’s pos­sible. Great mixing, great tunes, great builds, phat sounds and squirly squeaks and hard-edged guitar stuff blen­ded into high-powered mind-alter­ing wow (I’m temp­ted to quote Les Murray here – “the is-ful ah!-nesses of things”)(and that reminds me, some­where in about Fractal Glider, my mind comes up with “If music be the food of life, play on”. Weird).

Bumped into an old Fair­fax work mate at this point and had a good chat. Caught up with our old friend Roger Bolton who used to work at Next and then did post-pro­duc­tion on LOTR and is now doing rave visu­als chilling after a long night of hard work in front of the Main stage and Simon Pos­ford’s last set.

Went for one last swim and then the sky opened and the water fell out and we tried to drive home in it.

Thank you to dai­syn­erd for lend­ing me the money for the ticket and gen­er­ally being the best­est best friend anyone could have (and sooo cute when stomp­ing her dance space flat, circ­ling like a little kitten), to delwyn for find­ing me at just the right moment and coming through, as always and for his new funky 6.3 mega­pixel camera (pix soon folks), to jeam­land for hugs and lirion for mas­sages and a warm dry top just when I needed it and hermia8 and thun­der­chylde and kitling and longi and others who I’ve almost cer­tainly for­got­ten for dan­cing and just shar­ing it all again.

Mum will laugh at this, but I noticed that most of the boys I was eyeing were Israeli… tall with long, dark cork­screw curls and clear blue eyes, olive skinned, lithe and fit. Mostly there to see Infec­ted Mush­room who are also Israeli (and sorry, I want to know what the polit­ics are behind IM’s song with the sample “Now is the time to take what’s mine…”, I think that’s a little prob­lem­atic con­sid­er­ing…). Learnt that “Hi sexy’ in Hebrew is “Shalom, tuta”.

Got home utterly exhausted to find The Age did indeed pub­lish my story on Sat­urday but mis­spelled my name (hon­estly!) and then had a very awk­ward con­ver­sa­tion with nuwishas_tail (hugs, honey, sorry).

Finally had food, soon will have sleep. Yay for sleep.