Aaaaargh.

I can’t bear it any longer.

I have just read about three posts from well edu­cated friends using apo­strophes in plurals.

Please, please, please read back over what you’ve writ­ten and think about it: is the apo­strophe in place of some­thing? (don’t=do not, it’s=it is). Is it a pos­sess­ive? (John’s sock; my girl­friend’s hair).

If not, DO NOT USE AN APOSTROPHE. I’ve star­ted seeing people using it where the word ends in a vowel (pho­to’s) even though it’s just a plural and I kinda sorta under­stand the tempta­tion because the rule for cre­at­ing plur­als with words that end in ‘o’ in Eng­lish is that you add ‘e’ (tomato, toma­toes) so there’s this sense that it should be photo, pho­toes but we know that’s wrong but photos looks like it would be pro­nounced ‘pho­toss’ not ‘pho­toes’. I saw one the other day that said ‘chicken parma’s’. Of course, that’s another com­plex one because the apo­strophe could be repla­cing the ‘giana’ that’s missing.

But for heav­en’s sake, plur­als like ‘edit­ors’ do not need apo­strophes in between the ‘r’ and the ‘s’ (example changed to pro­tect the cul­prit in ques­tion; I come not to punish but to enlighten).

Yes, yes, I know, this belongs in cranky_editors, not here. But when it’s get­ting so bad that *I* occa­sion­ally catch *myself* typing the damned things in where they don’t belong, IT’S A NIGHTMARE THAT JUST HAS TO STOP. You are infect­ing me with the evil apo­strophe virus and there is no known bar­rier cream that will keep me safe.