I want one of these:

Borrowed from this entry in journalists. I think I love the comments from the journalists almost as much… ‘wait, it doesn’t include caffeine or a 1000-band police scanner?’
I want one of these:

Borrowed from this entry in journalists. I think I love the comments from the journalists almost as much… ‘wait, it doesn’t include caffeine or a 1000-band police scanner?’