Someone’s doing a rock musical of the passion of Christ, for real, at Easter.
No, really. Jesus will sing “Love Will Tear Us Apart” before doing a duet of “Blue Monday” with Judas. Mary Magdelene will sing “Ever Fallen in Love (with Someone You Shouldn’t have)”. Somewhere in there, Jesus sings Robbie Williams’ “Angels”. “The climax of the event sees Jesus sing the Smiths classic song ‘Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now’ as he is being flayed by Roman soldiers. He will then come face-to-face with his Roman prosecutor Pontius Pilate with the two of them singing a duet of the Oasis hit ‘Wonderwall’ and its chorus:
I said maybe
You’re gonna be the one who saves me?
And after all
You’re my wonderwall.”
Aaaaaarghhhh. cavalorn is to blame for bringing this one to my attention.