Procrastinatory aids

Thanks to Xanni (a.k.a Andrew Pam), friend to pro­cras­tin­at­ors every­where, for Unusual Wiki­pe­dia art­icles.

I, for one, shall be read­ing the art­icle “Soci­ety for the Pre­ven­tion of Call­ing Sleep­ing Car Port­ers ‘George’ ”. And maybe some of the sci­ence art­icles. Or most of the sci­ence art­icles. Espe­cially the dis­cus­sions of infin­ite monkey theorem. 

I have decided I cannot be bothered going swim­ming des­pite the heat demand­ing it because I would get too hot between here and the swim­ming pool. And again on the way home.

EDIT: And I thought it was just me making it up! But finally, evid­ence: I’m not really a vam­pire and aller­gic to sun­light, I just have a Photic sneeze reflex.