While eating break­fast Sat­urday, a woman named Kati wanders into the dome wear­ing noth­ing but a cream col­oured silk scarf draped around her pale cream-col­oured neck and car­ry­ing a pink para­sol. She has pink rib­bons in her hair and eyes tilted up like a pixie. She is a mag­ni­fi­cent vision and I tell her so.

She sits down with us and another woman comes in, nut-dark bare breasts atop a pair of tight blue jeans and a crazy huge deep brown fur hat making her look like an Eskimo. She makes some com­ment about her breasts and sud­denly we’re in the breast appre­ci­ation soci­ety. I say, as I often do, how I hate this cul­ture women have of com­ment­ing only on the one bit of them­selves they don’t like and envy in others rather than focus­ing on their beauty. 

One by one, we end up around the group, baring our breasts and high­light­ing what we think is sexy about each other. Priya, a stun­ning god­dess from Iran, thinks her mag­ni­fi­cent large breasts are ugly and mam­moth. Kati thinks hers are too tiny. It’s all ridicu­lous. We turn to the man in our midst and give him some loving too.

We leave every­one aglow.

We dub it the Breast Appre­ci­ation Society.