Just got back from a dance class with folk-hero Kristina Olsen. Fun but I can’t feel my feet now. And there wasn’t any tango. I wanted tango. I’d be just as bad at that as all the other dances I’m bad at (apart from belly­dan­cing) but it’d be fun.

Anyhow, quick fur­ther per­usal of vanity res­ults shows that one geeky boy has a line from one of my art­icles as his *.sig*. Now that’s disturbing.

It was this one:

There are prob­ably Mafia hit men out in the audi­ence cringing, too, com­plain­ing to their mates, ‘That’s not how you blow up a bank vault! Sheesh!’ ”
– Ros­anne Ber­sten on real­ism in ‘Sword­fish’, the Green Guide